Sorry (not sorry): Canadian eccentricities we're not apologizing for

Robin Sparkles Canadian gif Image courtesy imgur.com Oh Canada! Whether it's the weather or a healthy, ruddy-faced obsession with hockey, we can't seem to catch a break from the rest of the world. Firstly, we're sorry. Secondly: deal with it! Images courtesy of imgur.com.

1. The weather's not so bad...

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...nice enough to go swimming

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or have a lazy sleep-in

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maybe you're in the mood for a nice walk

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...we admit, though, you may need a degree in archaeology to find your car

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2. Our money isn't that silly (although it should be officially recognized in Monopoly)

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(that goes for our passports too)

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Illuminati? Pffft. This is our conspiracy

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3. Crime does happen in Canada

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We have victims of heinous crimes, too

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As well as the occasional riot in the streets

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4. We live with these majestic creatures

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whom we love more than Canadian bacon

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although things can get a bit out of hand sometimes

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5. We take hockey seriously, but it's for a worthy cause (USA vs Canada, for example)

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...and it totally paid off

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It's also a very helpful educational tool

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and also clears up the 401 quite nicely when the game's on

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6. What's the best stereotype though? The fact that we have the tendency to make crummy situations so much better

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So our take on all of this stereotyping? Bring it! We are world-renown for being kind, hockey-crazed and apologetic. I think we can live with that very happily, eh? Want more maple syrup with your post? Have a look at some cold-busting maple cocktails that will tickle your Canadian sensibilities. And, once the cocktails have been made, thaw off your gaming fingers for some Royal Vegas online casino games.


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